This cute guy comes into my work every so often and goes to the bank, I have no idea who he is and I wanted to Facebook stalk him. I seriously used my best internet searching skills and still couldn’t find him. I gave in one day and asked my friend who works at the bank what his name was. He tells me his last name but says he doesn’t remember his first name. Literally that night I message my friend and tell him everything about this guy (and how unfortunately he has a girlfriend). My friend couldn’t believe how fast I got his information, haha. I like to pride myself that as soon as I know a name, my research is more thorough than the CIA.

This cute guy comes into my work every so often and goes to the bank, I have no idea who he is and I wanted to Facebook stalk him. I seriously used my best internet searching skills and still couldn’t find him. I gave in one day and asked my friend who works at the bank what his name was. He tells me his last name but says he doesn’t remember his first name. Literally that night I message my friend and tell him everything about this guy (and how unfortunately he has a girlfriend). My friend couldn’t believe how fast I got his information, haha. I like to pride myself that as soon as I know a name, my research is more thorough than the CIA.

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via expelliarmkris)

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